I Should Have Read the EULA

When my girlfriend’s dad chased me out of her bedroom that Saturday afternoon, I never expected to end up transported to a world based on some sort of RPG System. But I guess that’s what happens when you're focused on avoiding the business end of a baseball bat and not paying attention to where you’re running.

To make matters worse, I managed to get myself indentured to some sort of dungeon god. That’ll teach me to not read the fine print. The job had some great perks an epic class, magic power...